================================================ Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 13:25:54 -0400 ================================================ Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!! : ) ~Michele "Joe Earles" wrote: >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped around >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you are >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked >Questions: > >1. Who is the Bullgod? >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the T-O-P >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D > >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you > >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts >You can bet all day but I can't be bought > >4. Still confused? >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby >I never was cool with James Dean >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam >I swing low...like a chimp >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense >Born and raised in the outer lands >And at times you can say I'm outta hand >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run >Everytime that paper hits my tongue >And sometimes it seems so odd >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod >I am the bullgod...you understand >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh > > >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human experience? >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight >You can't cap with the master son >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one > >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. Why >should I worship the Bullgod? >SIMPLE! >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken > >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief system, >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your donations >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of your >disobedience.  Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. Have >a nice day. > > > >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >To submit your profile, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >To view List member Profiles, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com